How about you be a vampire because you are a pain in the neck.
A GUY AT MY SCHOOL IS LITERALLY PUTTING UP POSTERS ADVERTISING THE SKELETON WAR AROUND THE SCHOOL TUMBLR HAS OFFICIALLY MADE ITS WAY INTO MY EDUCATION
bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”
Life is too short to be holding on to old grudges
No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
When you get fly as fuck and ya plans get canceled