All I wanted to do was to make some mini Oreo cheesecakes

But is that possible? No. 

“You should make better choices. Eating that isn’t healthy for you.”

Guess what. I only eat one, if any, of everything I bake. If I baked as often as I wanted to, yes it would become a problem. But I don’t. Because you’re stupid and I do not like you at all. 

Stupid.